hanukkahlewinsky:

when someone hot accidentally touches your butt and then apologizes for it

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"Be careful who you vent to."

Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

(Source: itsthelesbiana, via lolsomeone-actually)

frothyfrothy-loins:

zakdamien:

dragulationcomplete:

yourytsejam:

I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses

He did?!

No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?

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validx2:

Got yo girl on the

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aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

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