circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

(via pizza)

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

(via chickenmcfuckit)

princehomo:

do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv

(Source: panura, via pizza)

CUSTOMERS THAT TAKE FOREVER TO ORDER EVEN THOUGH THEY KNOW WE’RE ALREADY CLOSED. HOLY MOTHER OF GRAPES LADY IM TRYING TO GO HOME UUUGGH

versacefag:

"irrelevant male rapper"

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"ft nicki minaj"

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(via yourpubes)

freebiglurch:

luv it when U call me big pasta

(via flendersontoby)