deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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imaginescalemates:

adding unnecessary comments to posts more like

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(via sakataagintokiii)

asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping

(via brokendildo)

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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(Source: asterkid, via butt-butter)

bagmilk:

eating really nasty food at someones house

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(Source: heteroh, via butt-butter)